Ever since Kim and Kanye’s big baby announcement, we’ve pretty much been focused on one major detail: the baby shower. What do you get for the child who will actually have everything? What will Beyoncé wear? And (more importantly!) are we invited? 

We've tried to cover all of the baby-shower-bases for the guests trying to shop for the only baby more difficult to buy for than Blue Ivy. And given that this tot's parents’ taste tends to veer away from the understated, well, lavish is the name of the game here.

On the “thriftier” end of the spectrum, we suggest a Dior baby bottle for sippin' on, a Hermès baby blanket (probably one of many in the Kardashian-West household, but can you really have too many?), a gold-plated pacifier and Burberry baby shoes –in a variety of colors and finishes.

As for those itching to keep up with Kimye? A Céline Luggage Phantom in buttery yellow makes for an ideal push present (hint, hint Yeezy!). Besides, what's one more to add to the kollection? We imagine Kourtney and Scott gifting them a plush animal-print Cavalli stroller or a signature piece from Bugaboo + Missoni collection –perfect for shielding Baby Kimye from the inevitable paparazzi flash blubs. Mason and Penelope gives this two pacifiers thumbs up. Khloe and Lam-Lam’s present? We predict a gold-plated pram. And as for Uncle Hov and Aunt Bey? There's always a Swarovski baby tub… to match baby Blue’s, of course.