"See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, 'Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!'" - Janis Ian

"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular." - Gretchen Wieners

"If you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith

"I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man." - Cady Heron

"Boo, you whore!" - Regina George

"I'm only eating foods with less than 30 percent calories from fat. Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries." - Regina George

"Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone. That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets." - Damian

"That is so fetch!" - Gretchen Wieners

"She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, 'Why didn't you call me back?' And I'd be like, 'Why are you so obsessed with me?' So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, 'Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian.' I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack." - Regina George

"So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins..." - Karen Smith

"So Fetch!... Oh, it's like slang, from... England." - Gretchen Wieners

"You're a regulation hottie. Own it!" - Damian

"On Wednesdays we wear pink!" - Gretchen Wieners

"Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks." - Gretchen Wieners

"So, you guys, what is the 411? What has everybody been up to? What is the hot gossip? Tell me everything! What are you guys listening to? What's the cool jams?" - Mrs. George

"Maybe we're not in that book, because everybody likes us. And I don't wanna be punished for being well-liked." - Gretchen Wieners

"Doesn't she look great, honey?" - Mrs. George

"I'm a mouse. Duh!" - Karen Smith

Cady Heron: Apparently, there's a lot of things that can be wrong on your body.
Gretchen Wieners: My hairline is so weird.
Regina George: My pores are huge.
Karen Smith: My nail beds suck.
Cady Heron: I have really bad breath in the morning.

"At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders." - Regina George

"Regina George is flawless. She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. I hear her hair is insured. She always looks fierce."

"Oh, my God! I love your skirt... Vintage. So adorable... That is the ugliest F-ing skirt I've ever seen." - Regina George

"In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." - Cady Heron

"The plastics? They're teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover." - Damian

"Beware of The Plastics." - Janice Ian

"You're, like, really pretty." - Regina George
"Thank you." - Cady Heron
"So you agree. You think you're really pretty." - Regina George

"Okay, like, if I was wearing jeans today, I would be sitting over there with the art freaks." - Gretchen Wieners

"I know [Cady's] kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend, so just promise me you won't make fun of her." - Regina George

"Will this minimize my pores?" - Damian

"You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?" - Karen Smith

"Shut up. I love that shirt on you." - Cady Heron

"We do not have a clique problem at this school." - Regina George

"Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears."

"Well, I mean, you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you." - Gretchen Wieners

"You smell like a baby prostitute." - Janis Ian

"Frenemies are enemies who act like friends. We call them 'frenemies.'" - Gretchen Wieners

"Oh, and we only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays. Now, if you break any of these rules, you can't sit with us at lunch." - Gretchen Wieners

"You can't wear a tank top two days in a row, and you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week." - Gretchen Wieners

"You look awesome!" - Gretchen Wieners
"You look awesome!" - Karen Smith
"I know, right?" - Cady Heron

"I like invented her, you know what I mean?" - Regina George

"I have this theory that if you cut all her hair off, she'd look like a British man." - Cady Heron

"I have really bad breath in the morning." - Cady Heron

"'Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I'm sorry I told everyone about it.'" And I'm sorry for repeating it now." - Karen Smith

"She doesn't even go here!" - Damian

"Do you know what everyone says about you? They say that you're a home-schooled jungle freak, who's a less hot version of me!" - Regina George

"And when I think about how many people wanted this and how many people cried over it and stuff... I mean, I think everybody looks like royalty tonight. Look at Jessica Lopez. That dress is amazing. And Emma Gerber, I mean, that hairdo must have taken hours, and you look really pretty. So... why is everybody stressing over this thing? I mean, it's just plastic." - Cady Heron

"She's fabulous, but she's evil." - Damian

"It's 68 degrees and there's a 30 percent chance that it's already raining!" - Karen Smith

"Having lunch with The Plastics was like leaving the actual world and entering 'Girl World'. And Girl World had a lot of rules." - Cady Heron

"Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics." - Damian

"My nail beds suck." - Gretchen Wieners

"Maybe [Regina] feels weird around me because I'm the only person that knows about her nose job. Oh, my God. Pretend you didn't hear that." - Gretchen Wieners

"In the name of all that is holy, will you look at Karen Smith's gym clothes?" - Damian

"Is that your natural hair color?" - Damian