When it comes to fashion week predictions (i.e. What will Anna Dello Russo wear, who will get seated in the [gasp!] second row, who will get booked for heading to the bathroom a little too often at Alexander Wang’s after-party, etc.) there’s only one girl to go-to: P’Trique, duh! Considering it’s “the only time [she goes] above 14th street” to have regular rendezvous with Leandra Medine, Derek Blasberg and Totes Wang Girl, P’Trique has her pulse on all the #chictonextlev and #totesamaze happenings in the global fash-cal. And though she’s still awaiting the PR girl from Céline to send her one of those impossibly chic Mondrian overcoats from last season, P’trique isn’t bitter or holding a grudge – she’s looking forward and making predictions on the who, what, where, when and why for fashion week madness from New York to Paris.

PS: We know your sched is cray-cray, P’Trique, but what are you doing between Wang and Altuzarra?

1) “Every fashion week, I get attached to a new signature cocktail. I never know what it will be and it's often dictated by what I'm feeling about the runways. This year, I predict it will be cachaça with muddled persimmon, fresh basil, and a grapefruit zest Perrier float. But we'll see.”

2) “Turtlenecks. I don't know how, where, or why. But, turtlenecks.”

3) “A$AP Rocky will act like this is the first time we’ve met...again (how many times are you gonna do that Rocks?!).”

4) “This will be the year that Zac Posen won't show a gown with a mermaid tail. Ha, no that's never going to happen.”

5) “We're going to see a lot of fey references to post-ironic 90s city girl style peppered with sly nods to galactic imagery and intergalactic species.”

- As told to The Coveteur by P’Trique

PS: Did you see this?